The jet stream worked in our favor on the flight back from Hawaii. Thank GOODNESS. It was the red-eye from Honolulu to Chicago, and we shaved over 2 hours off our previous trip. Two more hours on that plane just might have done us in.
The boys were fantastic - we had Quinn sit across the aisle from the rest of us, in order to separate the boys, and he was content to jabber at the lady next to him for HOURS. Luckily, she was a patient soul, who now knows a
whole lot about boogey boards and the rides at Disneyworld. Rob actually fist-bumped me on the brilliant strategery of separating the boys. Thinking outside the box, you know.
Reagan, on the other hand, was a force to contend with. She was manic. CRAZY. Crying, hitting, pulling hair, fussing, pinching, squiggling, kicking, yelling. Just miserable. For
three and a half hours. I actually gave her Benadryl to try and shut her little body down. TWICE. It didn't take. Rob said "forget about medicating the child. I think you should medicate the parents." Exactly. Finally, I put Colby on the
floor, let Reagan lay down on Colby's seat, wrapped her up tight in a blanket, laid on top of her, and stroked her forehead, forcing her eyes to shut. Within 1 minute she was out like a light. Quinn tried to ask me a question during this procedure, and I told him in no uncertain terms to GO AWAY, IF YOU WAKE YOUR SISTER YOU ARE DEAD MEAT, MISTER.
I'm sure that Colby's "supine on the floor" position was not standard passenger safety for the airlines, but we were desperate, and it was the only thing that worked. Luckily, our legs hid him from the prying eyes of the stewardesses, who, again, were less than sympathetic to
any of the passengers on such a long flight. I think they all must hate their jobs. Seriously. One made a snide comment as she passed -- "I'd hate to be the one to have to clean up after THIS flight". In my head, I tripped her as she walked by. Lady, they are cookie crumbs. We have three small children crammed into something the size of a tuna-can for hours on end. If a few cookies saves our sanity, and some crumbs end up on the floor... I. don't. care. Fifteen seconds and a vacuum cleaner will clean that up. Go back to your People magazine in the back and leave us the heck alone to survive the best we can. Good grief.
We arrived in Chicago at 4:45 am this morning, and drove straight home without a break. Zilcho sleep for the Daddy and me. Fun fun fun. I figure our exhaustion will make it that much easier for us to re-adjust for the six hour time difference, and get back on Michigan time. We WILL sleep well tonight.
The U.P. is 39 degrees and windy, the house a balmy 45 degrees indoors now that we're home. But the snow is gone, and my crocuses are blooming, which tells me that Old Man Winter has shipped out, and Spring is finally here to stay. YEAH.
I unpacked the flowers that Bob sent home with us. He said he had sent "some", and guessed maybe four dozen or so, which seemed extravagantly generous. After I got through the box, there were SEVEN dozen anthuriums - enough for three enormous flower arrangements. They are gorgeous. I only wish I had the skill to truly arrange them more artistically.
Real life starts again tomorrow. Holy Week approaches!